biographies:
Fester:
Blue:
Mom:
Steeel Reserve co founder/event coordinator
The man responsible for the name for which we are known
by. Blue is the Drill Sargent of the team. He makes sure
everything is in order and is getting done. Been playing for 8
yrs, he is great at finding angles to shoot you from without
having to move too much out of his space.
The oddball of the bunch he is always trying to make
someone laugh. He shoots, like most of us, an impulse
and is the classic case of the better gun improving his
game. The extra firepower has given him the confidence to
let it fly when its called for.
Steeel Reserve RV driver
Ma is the elder stateswoman of the group. She is the
"Team Mother" making dinner for the group whenever we
camp and helping out on games without being asked.
Although she has not played very long she will surprise you
with her aggressiveness and ability to make the kill.
Members
Cartman:
Steeel Reserve co founder/writer
I write all the games we produce here at SR. I have been
playing for 10 yrs have been to many great fields and have
played with many great teams. Just looking to keep writing
for P&L and anyone who will have us at their place.
Wally:
The man is a riot and deadly with his Etek. He is a reliable
gun to watch your butt when you need cover. He moves like
a speedballer in a scenario player jersey.
Pumpkin:
Old school player rains paint with his new impulse. Relies
on his angles rather than speed. Always willing to help
where needed.
Dennis:
Here is the only member of the team to actively shoot a
pistol. While he also shoots a Spyder he is very effective
with just his sidearm. His mobility is a huge asset to the
team and is the signature "runner" of the group.
Rico:
He is very aggressive so he will fit right in with the rest of us.
A cook by trade is the only member allowed to wear an
apron without being ridiculed. Shooting a special edition
PMR, he adds to the streams of paint we shoot. He will be
the team cook thisyear so all you other teams can drool
when you smell our camp all you want. You ain't gettin any!
Senior:
Boom Boom:
PW:
The one man on the team who is legally allowed to play with
explosives. Like all of us his gun is the only thing faster
than his mouth. He will shoot you then tell you how much
you suck so if you see him coming take cover and let
someone else from SR hit you!!!
The elder statesman of the team he is shrewd sneaky
sniper. He moves with trees and even with a SR jersey is
hard to find. His mouth is fast and his gun is faster!! When
his A-5 is ripping the best thing to do is duck and cover.
Have you ever been playing a game and suddenly thought
"hey wish I could play naked?" Well meet the man who
actually does it. OK, so he isn't totally naked but shirtless
with a tac vest is closer than I would ever get.
REDRUM:
He is a bad, bad man with an Ego, and I ain't just talking
about his gun. He will burn you if you don't keep track of
where he is on the field. Do not underestimate his game
cause it will cost you.
Junior:
He may be on the other side of the country but he will always
be SR. You'll see him out there this year with us no doubt
but if you don't it doesn't mean he doesn't see you.
PJ:
Guess who's back, back again!! That's right sports fans the
man who made peeing on his parents house a fashion
statement. That cocker man himself P to the izzy J to the
izzo. He has brought a band of drunken men who seek
enlightenment and structure. What they are doing here I
haven't a clue. Be that as it may he and his loyal lemmings
are gonna follow us right off the edge of the cliff into the
ocean of paint below. What fun!!
Cowboy:
You know the best part of this picture? He actually took off
some of the costume before he took it. What can I say about
cowboy that hasn't been said about any member of the
Jackson 5? He is the musical genius behind Steeel
Reserve and will lure the women to our filth and
debauchery. For that we are eternally grateful.
Priest:
Lock up all your little boys and communion wine he is
coming around again. This time he isn't wearing his collar.
He means business all bets are off, and so are his pants.
Should be a fun year.
Becc:
The second lady to join our manly team. Becc is a young
talented player who handles herself well in this male-driven
sport. Back off guys her father carries a gun and we all
know where to bury bodies.
Phantom:
The newest and youngest of our team of miscreants.
Phantom is a great young player who moves well. Should
be a good addition to the team providing we don't duct tape
him to a tree as a prank...oh wait...nevermind.
Fez:
Another member of the team formerly know as Long Shot.
He is a vicious killer in his own mind and in 4 states but you
didn't hear that here. He will fit right in here at Rancho
Steeel.
Good Bad and Ugly
August 8-10 @ Strategy Plus
Take the Town 2
October 4 @ PnL, Bridgewater
upcoming events
AG's Big Game
July 20 @ AG, Weare